Q.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday and left three days later on Friday.
How?
A
The horse's name was "Friday"
Q: Where do horses go when they're sick?
A: The horsepital!
THE
STAGECOACH I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West
riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up
to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls
up on the right.
The man leans down, pulls open the door, and jumps off his horse
into the stagecoach. Then he opens the door on the other side
and jumps onto the other horse.
Just before he rode off, I yelled out, "What was all that about?"
He replied, "Nothing. It's just a stage I'm going through."
THE
BROWN PAPER COWBOY
A sheriff walks into a saloon, and shouts for everyone's attention. "Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?", he asks.
"What's he look like?", asks one shoddy looking cowboy.
"Well", replies the Sheriff. "He wears a brown paper
hat, a brown paper waistcoat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper
boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket."
"So what's he wanted for?", asks the same cowboy.
